Saturday, October 16, 2010

insteresting facts that u might not know...

•Coca-Cola was originally green.


•The most common name in the world is Muhammad.

•The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

•The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

•There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

•TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

•Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

•You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath..

•It is impossible to lick your elbow.

•People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

•It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

•The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

•If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

•Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History. “Spades” – King David; “Clubs” – Alexander the Great; ” Hearts” – Charlemagne; “Diamonds” – Julius Caesar.

•111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

•If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

•What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. – All invented by women.

•Honey – This is the only food that doesn’t spoil.

•A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

•A snail can sleep for three years.

•All polar bears are left handed.

•American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

•Butterflies taste with their feet.

•Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

•In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

•On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

•Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.

•Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

•The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

•The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

•The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

•Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

•Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

•The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

•Most lipstick contains fish scales.

•Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different

•And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

20 Cara Menjadikan Rumate Anda Gila

1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik & terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda & pegi tidor.



2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik, jerit sekuat hati” horee…kau dah balik”. Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia “Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg”



3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit kuat2 ” Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?” dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.


 4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata “Dah merebak… dah merebak!”


5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap & tidor dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap “Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dengan kau lagi” sambil keluar & menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat…Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.


6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan setiap malam sambil merenung roommate anda sambil berkata “Tak lama lagi…tak lama lagi…”



7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2. Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil berkata, “Siot betul, kalah lagi”


8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat “Horee…!”. bukak lampu semula.


9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik, cakap “Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda…” Lepas tu buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata “Eh, kau rupanya…”


10. Kata kat roommate “Ada pesanan penting untuk kau”. Lepas tu buat2 pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian, cakap “Eh…aku dah ingat”. Lepas tu pengsan balik.


11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2 tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.


12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan betul.


13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/rumah kedai berdekatan rumah/kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu. Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate anda.


14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2 muka bodoh dan confused.


15. Duduk & renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam. Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil makan kacang & popcorn. Buat macam tengah tengok wayang.


16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik. Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu habis.


17. Kalau roommate ada binatang peliharaan, spt kucing, offer utk beri makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat2 keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.



18. Pegang & gosok-gosok rambut roommate anda sambil berkata “Rambut kau hitam, lurus dan berkilat la…Macam teknik rebonding…”. Sekali-sekala buat masa dia tengah tidur.


19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2. bile rumet jage pakat2 buat x nmpk ape2.


20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas, bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap atas katil dia. Mesti dia terkujat sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok2 ada mayat.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

ntah~~

da bape lame laa aku x upddate kan??
(bkn ade yg kesah nk bace pon..)
aku lately nih busy cket..
(alah..x busy pon mmg x update.. =p)
final paper around da corner,,
last week mmg ler t'sgt punye busy,,
mcm x cuk0p tanah aku jln,,
(bukan shopping taw..)
keje berlambak,,demam bru ok skang nih,,
haaaiiiishhhhhhhhhh,,
presentasion bm,quiz material,calculus,programming lgi.
(perghh!!3 quiz + 1 presentasion dlm 1 ari 0o0o..)
well,live well @ live hell..
i choose..
nk berjaye kne la usehe kan??
mcm nih la id0p,,xde yg mudah nyer,,
mati p0n susa gak,,
hurmm,,
d0akaan sye yer,,
final dlm 3 minggu lgi..
ganbate!!

hah!!ni ade s0rg kwn sye  nih,,
(nme dye syquina..tergeliat eh lidah?? =D)


nih ler syquina,, =)
p/s:jgn mrh nenek =)


dye soh sye tulis psl dye,,
(npe ntah minah sekor nih,,muahaha)
dye nih dak baek..slalu tlg aku,,
kdg2 aku rse serbe slh lak,,
asek susa kan dye jekk..
(baek kan aku??)
da la slalu kne kcu ngn aku,,
adoiyai,,mesti stress bdk nih kwn ngn aku,,
(sorry ler,,ngeh3..)
dah ler..
mls nk tulis psl ko,,
muahahaha,, =D
aku da ngntk nih...
(bru pkol 4.11pm..)
bubye,,,salam,,


iwon't be the same...if we ever meet again..
sumtimes family are like strangers..and sumtimes strangers are like family,,